Borgmaster T.

Borgmaster T. was abandoned at birth off the coast of Ecuador, only surviving by the grace of the pack of manatees that raised him.  He still maintains a playful, aquatic demeanor, except when his Borg side takes over and demands that he return to the daily drudgery of assimilation and squashing resistance. His musical tastes range from whale songs to Riverbottom Nightmare Metal, and he can often be found crowd-surfing, looking for shellfish and/or beer. Please keep sending your music, even though he probably will not like it and will demand that you at least take a few lessons on SOME instrument before sending more, even if that instrument is a hickory stick or a waterboard.

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