It is all b/c of that Obama fellow & his cult of responsibility.

What happend is I went down to Drunken Donuts b/c dody said I needed to make sure all the donuts what I been eating etc are in fact free, which they ARE, & I even told her that. But do you know what? That is right, they are NOT free! What happend is I went down to Drunken Donuts right after the inaugeration & Cpt Slow met me at the front door and said he had listened real close to Obamas speech & decided I cld not come in untill I had paid my bill! He said a new era of responsibility had dawned & I had to put away my selfish ways. Well ofcourse it took him abt 20 minutes to say all that but then he showed me what I owed & I just do not have that kind of money right now.

I will tell you what: if this is the way it is going to be when Obama is president I do not like it one bit b/c even at 50 cents a donut I have racked up quite a tab.

Well of course I ast Cpt Slow if in loo of paying the whole thing I cld work it off by shoveling the roof & plowing the driveway & then Oola said from behind him where she had been listening, she said "Frank you do not have a plow" & I said "Not yet I do not."

So anyway, now I need to find a plow to pay my bill at Drunken Donuts. I wonder where I will find one.

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