Friday, May 04, 2007 12:51 PM
Sez here on the radio the americans and iranians had a little sit down to talk abt what is what and who is who and when is whatever. now, the only kind of "diplomat" i am is the kind what goes to dairy queen and gets one of those DIPped ice creams w/ fake chocolate and fake ice cream, and then i go to the LaundrOMAT, so i am not one to talk abt diplomacy. but anyway, i wonder if that sitdown went something like this:
"You are the Great Satan."
"No, YOU are the Great Satan."
"I am the great Satan? No, YOU are the great satan."
"no i am not. YOU are the great satan."
"You are just wrong. I am not the great satan. YOU are the great satan."
"I so am not the great satan and you so ARE the great satan."
"Am not. Am not! YOU are the great satan."
"If I am the great satan, you are an even GREATER satan."
"no i am not. you are the greatest satan ever. And i do not mean that in a good way."
"well, you just ARE satan. there is no great abt it. You just ARE. there is no good satan or bad satan or great satan or whatever. there is just satan and you are it."
"I am not. I so am not. and you so ARE."
"No way jose. You are satan and i am not. I am the anti-satan."
"You are so wrong. You are just wrong and it is b/c you are satan."
"Nuh uh. YOU are satan. I already proved it."
"You did not. If i am satan you are the great satan."
"No, YOU are the great satan."
"Me? The great satan! That is funny. That is SO funny! Because I am not the great satan, YOU are."
"It is only funny b/c you keep denying that you are the great satan when you ARE the great satan. That is what is so funny, satan!"
"I am not satan!"
"You are so evil. Evil, evil, evil."
"I am not. You are evil. You are even more evil than Satan. And satan is evil. But you are MORE evil."
"No, YOU are more evil than satan b/c you love satan and are a satan lover. You are satan and you are a satan lover and you love yourself. Because you are Satan!"
"No i am not. YOU are."
Anyhow. I think you get the picture.