Oola makes a wicked good donut, & I ast her if she cld crunch some corn nuts as fine as powdered sugar & mix them w/ cinnamin on a powder donut & she done that & she calls it The Frank Dodge Cornnut Donut, and you know what? That is right, it is the best donut you never tasted.
I will tell you something but I bet you already know what it is. That is right, it is that I never ever thot I wld have a donut named after me! Anybody can get a sandwich or a cocktail named after himself but I think the only person who has a donut named after himself besides me is Tim Horton, and he does not count b/c he is canadian & canadians are always naming things after themselves. It is just in their nature to do that.
Well, I spose there cld be another couple of fellows named Bearclaw or Cruller, but I do not know this for a fact the way I do abt that canadian Tim Horton.
Anyway, so that is why I am so happy today. But honestly and to tell you the truth, I spose if anyone shld have a donut named after me, it is me, Frank Dodge.
So come on up to Drunken Donuts & buy a Frank Dodge Cornnut Donut & have a shot of screech! You will not be disapointed!