A crazy planet? Well, yes, but no.
Here's something for everyone who's imagined what it would be like to walk on the ceiling (outside of Lionel Richie), or imagined a textured ceiling as the surface of a planet:
An artist who shoots photos of the tops of San Francisco fire hydrants, then turns them into earth-like planets. It does great things to the brain.
ADDITIONAL: It's been a long time since Soylent Green. Will there be a sequel? Now's your chance to ask.