— The Ultimate Guide to Prostate Pleasure by Charlie Glickman, Ph.D. and Aislinn Emirzian
— Customer review for the Aneros male G-spot stimulator at Aneros.com
— Kara X., my friend
If I had a prostate, aka the P-spot, aka the male G-spot, I would be all over that thing.
You would, quite literally, be hard-pressed to find me without something in or around my butt. Yet so many of you blessed with the P-spot avoid this pleasure button simply because of its location inside the booty. Get over it and have some fun.
But okay, I know it’s not that simple. Anal sex of any kind is certainly not an easy, one-night stand event for anyone. Plus, anal sex is complicated, especially when you’re a heterosexual guy: You’ve got Marlboro cowboys and Axe Body Spray ads to live up to. You’ve got hands to callous and boots to stomp and empires to run. But hey, you’ve also got a prostate. And it’ll feel mighty fine when you stimulate it.
The prostate is a soft, walnut-shaped orgasm turbo-switch surrounding a man’s urethra just below the bladder. It’s located at the bulb of the penis where you’re favorite little soldier connects to the body, behind the pubic bone. It’s not actually in your rectum, but it can be felt through the wall of the rectum so going through the ol’ backdoor is the easiest way to stimulate it.
When you’re turned on, the prostate swells with seminal fluid that mixes with the sperm and gets expelled during ejaculation. More importantly, prostate stimulation leads to stronger, longer, rippling, internally-radiating, simply killer male orgasms.
So, why the avoidance, bros?
1.) “Anal sex is dirty! That’s where poop comes from!”
Yes, you do poop out of your butt. Just like your girlfriend poops out of her butt (but so many guys want to hang out in there anyway). Luckily, there’s a difference between your rectum and your intestines: your rectum is where you can stimulate your prostate and your intestines is where your poop lives. The only time poop is in your rectum, stinking up your prostate fun, is when your body gives you “the sign” or if things haven’t been moving quite right. Otherwise, you’re quite literally in the clear so bottoms up!
2.) “Anal sex is for gay dudes. I’m straight.”
Think about this: If you are in fact gay and you dislike anal sex, you’re still homosexual. Your personal enjoyment of anal sex is connected to whether or not you enjoy a particular type of stimulation, such as prostate stimulation. Who you want to have stimulate your prostate has to do with your sexual orientation. So, if you’re enjoying some incredible, prostate-induced orgasms and you look behind you and the person giving those orgasms to you is your girlfriend, chances are you’re still straight.
3.) “Ouch!”
When done with patience, care and lots of lube, anal sex doesn’t have to hurt. The most common anal sex injuries are small fissures in the rectum’s sensitive tissue because some of y’all are impatient pleasure-seekers. Slow. Down. Start small with fingers and modestly sized plugs. Don’t forget about the rest of your pleasurable parts when getting down with your prostate — the more aroused you are, in general, the more relaxed and receptive to pleasure your booty will be.
Ready to drop trow now? Get all the details on how to best find and play with your prostate in an up-coming edition of the V-Spot.•
