Ex-Future-Palin-in-Law Eats Nuts

by | Oct 7, 2009 | Cherchez La Femme

For many reasons, this commerial makes no sense. First of all, how is eating pistachios like having unprotected sex as a teenager? And how is a burly bodyguard dressed in black like a condom? And why would one need protection from eating nuts? And is Levi Johnston...