Torture: it worked, only it didn't…

You know how those crazy liberals kept saying torture is wrong and doesn't work? Well, the Bush administration's Exhibit A for the efficacy of torture, it turns out, is proof of just that, according to a Washington Post story (and a great commentary on the...

The Greatest Gift of All

Love, right? Well, yes, but what I’m talking about right now is actually the best WEDDING gift of all. This is the question that came to my mind when I was out looking for one for a good friend of mine that is getting married this summer. I was thinking of...

Trimming the Hedges

This is an actual lyric from a Schick razor commercial for a product that has mini clippers on the handle of the razor: "never feel untidy, just trim your Aphrodite." Besides being the absolute first incident in recorded history that the word...