January 23, 2009 ⋆ Valley Advocate

Since the first act of the Obama administration is to make me pay my tab at Drunken Donuts, I wld like to take back all 6 of my votes.

by Frank Dodge | Jan 23, 2009 | The Dodge Report

It is all b/c of that Obama fellow & his cult of responsibility. What happend is I went down to Drunken Donuts b/c dody said I needed to make sure all the donuts what I been eating etc are in fact free, which they ARE, & I even told her that. But do you know...

Cheney's Fedora–if Flaubert's got a parrot…

by James Heflin | Jan 23, 2009 | Ten Gallon Liberal

All the talk of Cheney's chapeau got me thinking. There's the obvious notion that he's channeling Snidely Whiplash, a fitting tribute for a man who always looks like he just got done dining on braised liberals. But the black fedora certainly fires on other...

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by Cherchez La Femme | Jan 23, 2009 | Cherchez La Femme

Let it be known that there is nothing in the world that I covet more than an iPhone. But when the miraculous day comes when I receive my communicative and mechanized manna, I do not want it to do this. Ew.I give this one a big, Nancy Kerrigan "Whyyyy?!?!" (I...

Since the first act of the Obama administration is to make me pay my tab at Drunken Donuts, I wld like to take back all 6 of my votes.

Cheney's Fedora–if Flaubert's got a parrot…

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