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by | Jul 16, 2008 | Ten Gallon Liberal

The Republicans say stuff they think will be hip among "the youth," and end up sounding like focus-grouped Sith Nerds.First, John McCain and W employ nonexistent usage to prove how online-savvy they are–McCain talks about "a Google," and Bush...
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CD Shorts

by | Jul 16, 2008 | Music

N.E.R.D.Seeing Sounds(Interscope)Intentionally or not, N.E.R.D. has made a concept album chronicling everything annoying about modern nightlife. "Everybody Nose" is about club girls queuing for bathroom booger-sugar breaks, and references to text messages...
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CD Shorts

by | Jul 16, 2008 | Music

SpiritualizedSongs in A&E(Sanctuary) I guess I should accept that Jay Spaceman won’t hit another peak as hard as Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space’s “Come Together.” Spaceman’s latest Spiritualized missive is a death...