I do not understand Cool Ranch Flavored Corn Nuts
Today I bot 2 gallons of chainsaw gas and since I had a salt tooth, which is different than a sweet tooth, i figgered i wld get some potato chips b/c I will tell you something: I do not like the way these gas stations put dog biscuits in little baskets on the checkout...Meanwhile
Sometimes you catch a glimpse of the world outside the handbasket. This image just made me happy. It’s tiresome to have to waste so much perfectly good brainpower on counteracting a bunch of criminals who want to destroy life, liberty and happiness for all but...I walk to the store with my penis: a short discourse on the embodiedness of gender
The picture above, of the melancholy-looking pregnant woman, is of my wife Jessica, who’s due with our first child, a girl-child, on May 23. I’m posting it for two reasons. The first is that I think it’s cute. She hasn’t had the easiest...E-Edition
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